Something smells around here and it’s not a mouse!
The gerodonics met at the White House.
Jim and Rosalyn prayed … “Cabbages roll.”
Gerald and Bette used their rolls to bowl
then Gerry fell in a Bush—found Clinton
looking for a ‘hole’. Bill said, “My mission’s
to get that White House mole—our enemy!”
George, Laura—noses down—skinned noses … on trees.
Hillary and Nancy exchanged chit-chat;
Nancy said (aside), “She is getting fat!”
Tickled by noses, cabbage came undone—
sausage patties aren’t round, rolling’s not fun.
On Capitol Hill there’s a lot of ‘pork’,
one must use a shovel … forget the fork!
They shove fat lies from one to another—
waste money but not on sisters, brothers!
Keep pork around long enough, it will stink;
the cabbage hides it’s a while … keeps it pink!
Heads in Washington may roll like cabbage
when enough of us get tired of garbage.

Only one among them was having fun …
wore a smile all the while … Ronnie won!