What if animals challenged us for the foods we eat? How could we change/label the vegetables to fool the 'simple' animals?
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Orange car rots,
no one drove it,
couldn’t pull it,
so they ditched it.
Had a green top
wouldn’t raise up,
shredded, tugged,
what a torn nip!

Orange car rots
was on the news.
A lemon, new,
everyone knew.
Though it’s rust, rot,
it’s two heads, light,
like the dash bright,
and it’s tails blight.

Orange car rots’
sight? Four sore eyes
which helps poor eyes
see laser-ray eyes.
To stop rot, blight,
you can cook it,
you can steam it.
Come let’s eat it!

Orange carrots
are so funny
bunnies sunny
charge us money
lest we’re silly
lie, a dilly,
do a ‘willie’
car rots … really?