Corndogs are just that--but Clyde thinks he's a man :)! This is his 'first love'.
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Clyde, the Corndog, and his Weenie
were so young. Life is a 'meanie'.
Filled with passion, nearly sizzled ...
would their love wait or be frizzled?
Merely a weenie tot ...
they couldn't touch ... she's HOT!!

He stayed country, recording corn
while that hot tot was filming porn!
When the met at 'Little Sizzlers'
on her busom she twirled scissors.
"Clyde, I ooze ... want you BAD!"
Shriveled ... her juices HAD!

Clyde was sorry time changed Weenie--
still had love for her ... teenie
though her now used bod made him wince,
belch, burp and nausea commenced.
Lied, "Waiting--it would rot--
I tried and failed, could not!"

Their leaves had fallen from love's tree.
His passion liquified ... turned pee.

"I set you free to be a star
for that's precisely what you are.
Just as we had our thrill
may your dreams become real."

Clyde, the Corndog, gave this 'loser'
hope that someone else would choose her.
He left their dignity intact;
they never 'romped' in the same sack!
With dreams, freedom, hope,
Clyde gave her 'gifts' to cope.

Clyde's more a man than many men;
he set her free to love again.
In had to flush once, twice, again
to set his passion free.

The room flooded ... men flee!