Gals and guys, wouldn't it be nice to take a trip without numerous pit-stops?
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U.R.I.N.E.
U.R.I.N.E.
U.R.I.N.E.
You scared me free of pee.
There’s no more bloat! Look! See!
I’m completely pee-free!
You booed it out,
without a doubt,
U.R.I.N.E. free!

U.R.I.N.E.
U.R.I.N.E.
U.R.I.N.E.
I’m skinny as can be.
It’s such a victory …
no yellow any where.
You booed, it ran,
clear to Japan …
U.R.I.N.E. free!

U.R.I.N.E.
U.R.I.N.E.
U.R.I.N.E.
For tests they want some pee.
They’ll squeeze it out … you’ll see.
I’m on! Making pee … gee!
Boo me! Please shout--
I want it OUT!
U.R.I.N.E. free!