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Caught A Big One
by Sandra S Corona → (All Poetry by Sandra S Corona)
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A fishy tale.
*********

Caught a big one big as glory
Caught a big one that's my story
But the dang thang got away

He ate my worms
Stole all my bait
Couldn't do anything
But sit and wait

Caught a big one see my grin
Caught a big one reeling him in
The fish line snapped

Caught with a net
He was a 'catch'
When he saw my wife
That fish did retch

Caught a big one big as glory
Caught a big one that's my story
But the dang thang got away

Scared white, he jumped
Splashed overboard
Pushed in 'the wife'
'Cause I was 'floored'

Caught a big one see my grin
Caught a big one; I threw him back . . .
wife left, I got sacked!

Thang jumps on board;
oh, how we gloat!
What a keeper--
he got my ‘goat’.

Caught a big one big as glory
Caught a big one that's my story;
now I let him swim away.

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 Reviews of "Caught A Big One"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 7, 2006
You sure know how to share your gift of humor, Sandy. Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 4, 2006
Typical fisherman, yarns bigger than what they catch...;) ed

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on April 4, 2006
((((( Sandra )))) I am laughing so hard..!!!!Your brilliant.How do you come up with stuff like this?? Great work...

((( Hugs And Love, JoAnne )))

Reviewed on April 4, 2006
Funny write; very well done, Sandy!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on April 4, 2006
my grandpa used to tell a great fish joke that ended 'you take three feet off that fish and i'll blow the lantern out.' does that joke sound familiar to anyone. grandpa is gone now and i would love to remember the whole joke, it was his favorite and i've forgotten. good poem


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