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Shut the Duck UP!
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People will do anything for peace and quiet. Do animals take drastic measures as well? *******

Shut the Duck UP! Shut the duck up! (Duck tape will do.) His quackeroo cock-a-doodles too! Chaos ensues! His dander UP-- he plucks, then tucks; his plucker hic-cups, unable to sup-- taped up! Good LUCK! Loosed! Dang! Shut the duck UP! Folks once sleeping waken ... come screeching, cock-a-doodling is annoying. Ducks, white, brown, black, normally QUACK! Give him 'the sack'! Roast duckling, fat, if that beak is cracked. SHUT THAT DUCK UP!

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Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on February 6, 2008

funny Sandra, this maDE me laugh from the first line, oh and your clown bio is really cute, smiles,laughs, knee slapping funny

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on February 6, 2008

Love you lots, Sandy.

Reg xo

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on February 5, 2008

Cute, light and whimsical.....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed on February 5, 2008

I see a game lover playing with a black dog in a jet-One, and another one ~ the philanderer, ~ missing the time he played with his dog in the same jet... a deal was made. The forty-second gave pass to the forty-third... and the gamemaster holds the triggger.

I like this composition... "Shut the Duck UP!" strikes imagination wit-wise, and shows the esoteric through its exoterical lines.

In admiration,

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on February 5, 2008

Reminds me of the AFLAC duck...;) e

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on February 5, 2008

Pretty funny.

Walt

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on February 5, 2008

Laughing too hard to review--QUACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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