People often make a BIG thing out of nothing! Don't hunt when you're drinking.
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Quite a Rack

The hunter said, "You HAVE to see
the dear female deep in the woods.
We'll quietly sneak, peek, at her rack!
You know seeing is believing."
They'd only enough brains to spill
but shooting for a kill or thrill.
Not another 'piece of meat' she,
was a lass extraordinary.
Raised in the woods, naked as born,
watching the four unarmed men ... torn
with curiosity. What are they?
They behaved like crazy possums.
"I gave her salt. She LICKED my hand.
How can she sleep, get up or stand?"
Eight eyes gaped as they approached her
without thinking what might occur.
Prancing with the flock, men clamored
while drinking, got quite hammered.
One hunter slurred, "Gotta touch that!"
Hastily she knocked them all flat!

Said the medics. "You guys are wacked!"
"No gal has antlers for a rack!"

copyright 2008 Sandra S. Corona
"Idie Claire ... people are funny"