Some people have no sense of anatomy :)!
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Auntie Maude
Auntie Maude, what a broad,
she's got big 'un's that flog.
No surgery. Not Aunt Maude.
Uncle Ed passed away;
Maude drowned us in dismay
that he left; she had no say.
Aunt Maude called Doc Proctor.
"I've flutters, queasy, am wobbling.
Where's my heart at Buster?"
Her intent to join Ed
never entered the Doc's head.
"Beneath your left breast," he said.
Aunt Maude took Ed's gun
leaned, reached over
took a bullet, just one,
to join Ed for some fun.
To ER Aunt Maude went
her knee split, in disarray.
Doc forgot Maude's BROAD display.
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Wit wonderful unique... "Auntie Maude" strikes smiles. I like it.
In admiration,
Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
humorous and wonderful write Sandra...
John
Be always safe,
Karen
Very cleverly and wittingly penned...and enjoyable to read...
Micke
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(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Regis