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No Moo . . . d To Dally
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What's your beef?

I'm in no moo . . . d to dally.
Give me a break.
Retired, milk my mercy . . .
but what a steak!
Just give me ham or bacon,
we'll both partake.

I'm in no moo . . . d to dally,
you're full of bull.
There is laundry and housework--
my hand are full.
My back aches, I've a headache . . .
romantic fool!

I need a houskeeper, dear,
to ease my moo . . . d!

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Reviewed on March 18, 2003
moooo! LOL too funny, sandy...i've been in that moo...d lately meself (PMS, you know). LOL (((HUGS))) and love, karla. :) love it love it love it! :)

Reviewed on March 18, 2003
cute, but when i first saw the title, i thought it was a tribute to dolly, the cloned sheep! boy, am i stupid! :) (Blushing furiously) love, your (red-faced) texas friend, karen lynn. ((((HUGS)))) :) LOL

Reviewed by Jack Roberts
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
lol, Good one Sandra!
Jack

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
Sandra, fun read. Good write. Hope you get your house maid so you'll be in a good moo...d!

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
Ah a womens woes!!
Cute, and funny write, Sandy.:)


tony

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on March 18, 2003
Oh this is lol good.


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