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The things that goes through a woman's mind!
Looked out the window only to see one horny fella staring at me. Fluffed my hair, donned a bra, lacy and looked out the window only to see one horny fella staring at me. Wiggled into my girdle . . . tiny, fluffed my hair, donned a bra, lacy and looked out the window only to see one horny fella staring at me. Had halitosis . . . gargled . . . minty, wiggled into my girdle . . . tiny, fluffed my hair, donned a bra, lacey and looked out the window only to see one horny fella staring at me. Shaved my legs where the hair was stubbly, had halitosis . . . gargled . . . minty, wiggled into my girdle . . . tiny, fluffed my hair, donned a bra, lacy and looked out the window only to see one horny fella staring at me. Stuffed, clothes burst and fully exposed me! Shaved my legs where the hair was stubbly, had halitosis . . . gargled . . . minty, wiggled into my girdle . . . tiny, fluffed my hair, donned a bra, lacy and looked out the window only to see the horny one staring at a HE! Could it have been me?

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Reviews of "Primping Undone"

Reviewed by w. mansfield

Reviewed on April 1, 2003

Way to go Sandra. That is neat.
Very good.

Reviewed by Sara Coslett

Reviewed on March 31, 2003

LOL, I was laughing away right from the start. This is too funny Sandra.

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)

Reviewed on March 31, 2003

Hi Sandy, this was funny. My face cracked from smiling:)

yf
tony

Reviewed by James David Compton (Reader)

Reviewed on March 31, 2003

...and a partridge in a pear tree. lol.
Thanks for the laugh, Sandra.
-James

Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen

Reviewed on March 31, 2003

Hahahaha, very funny, Sandra!! My, people are in a good humor today, I love that!! :)

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on March 31, 2003

Ahhh, Sandra. At my age I landscape, not primp. Well done.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on March 31, 2003

ROTFLM*O...sandra, you are too too much LOL ow, my sides...hysterically funny! (((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by john zimmerman

Reviewed on March 31, 2003

LOL

good write

john+

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