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Coughin' Coffin
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You never really know a body.

Hubby had a coffin obsession
and saw the doctor for a session.
“Coughin’s normal though I sneeze often.
This syrup will loosen your coughin’.”
Hubby said, “Let this be a lesson
coffin’s are cool!”
(He’d lost a ‘spool’.)
He bought a wooden one, inscribed . . .
was using the medicine prescribed.
This syrup should help ease my coffin
so he smeared it quite often --
helped move it so easy. Doc hadn’t lied.
Oh, what a fool!
(In the gene pool.)
He wanted a coffin built for two.
“We’ll share eternity . . . me and you!”
I’d no desire to join him
(the way he saw life was grim).
Termites are cruel;
made it gruel.
He cried so much, he started coughin’.
further devasting his coffin.
Some of our dreams aren’t meant to come true .
He was so choked up, he turned blue.
Coughin’ in coffins; how often
can one hear them spew?
Run . . . when’er you do!

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 Reviews of "Coughin' Coffin"
Reviewed by Wilma
Reviewed on July 2, 2003
Gril your brain is working good.
This is cute.

Reviewed on April 23, 2003
if i EVER hear a coffin cough, i'll break the world's speed record in running (and THIS on CRUTCHES!)!! FUNNY write! :) HA!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on April 23, 2003
Sandy
I love this one cute funny wrtie

William love & peace

Reviewed by Josephine Bohen
Reviewed on April 23, 2003
you are the queen of funny

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 23, 2003
Sandra, very good poem. I needed the laugh. Now I only hope that I can stop Coughin.

Reviewed by Anwer Sher (Reader)
Reviewed on April 23, 2003
veyr good.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on April 22, 2003
LOLOLOLOL, THAT'S CERTAINLY ONE WAY TO VIEW

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on April 22, 2003
Hi this was very good.
Peggy

Reviewed by Erica Ivory
Reviewed on April 22, 2003
LOL... Nyquil might help... Take the gelcaps not the spoon... Hope all is well...lol.. Really I do!!

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on April 22, 2003
Yuck...[smiles]


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