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Ewe Got My Goat
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People and animals share many traits; jealousy is but one of them.

Ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe . . .
ewe got my goat.
I need a coat
so will you please
not stand there . . . gloat;
baa-a-a till you croak.
Ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe . . .
ewe got my goat.
She needs shearing;
ewe won’t let go.
She’s endearing . . .
baa-a-a stop cheering!
Ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe . . .
ewe got my goat.
She gives me wool;
you like her milk.
Ewe act a fool . . .
baa-a-a is not cool!
Ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe . . .
ewe got my goat.
You call her ‘Ma’;
to me she’s sheep.
People say ‘aah’
fooled by your baa-a-a.
Ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe . . .
ewe got my goat.

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 Reviews of "Ewe Got My Goat"
Reviewed by Sarah Tagert
Reviewed on May 13, 2003
funny write

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on April 30, 2003
this was extremely funny awesomelyt hilarious nice job on this one

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on April 30, 2003
Cute write Sandy
excellently funny,

William

Reviewed by Jack Roberts
Reviewed on April 30, 2003
LOL, Well done Sandy!
Jack

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)
Reviewed on April 30, 2003
Excellent Fun One!


yf
tony

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on April 30, 2003
Ahhhh.. let the silliness begin! Ewe've brought nonsense into the realm of art.. very cute! katy.

Reviewed by J John (Reader)
Reviewed on April 30, 2003
LOL excellant baaaa :) J & J

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on April 30, 2003
lol very cute!!lol

Reviewed on April 30, 2003
funny write, sandra! thanks for the >grins < needed them today! :) (((HUGS)))

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 30, 2003
Sandy, very funny. Ewe'll never know how much I laughed when I read this one. Thank You.


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