Daisy stopped taking hormones—
grew a bushy beard (quite dense)—
e’en her husband made comments.
“You’ve a man’s beard;
your face should be sheared
and your bristles are not soft.”
Daisy stopped taking hormones—
and her breasts both reverted,
they withdrew . . . were contorted.
“My breasts exceed
what you had before.”
HIM, she couldn’t ignore!
Daisy stopped taking hormones—
and her husky voice grew deep.
She snored louder . . . woke up sheep.
“Now you’re no gal—
ev’ryday you’re less female.”
(Though health-wise, she was well.)
Daisy’s now taking hormones—
lost her beard, got her breasts back—
but she gave hubby ‘the sack’.
Daisy’s revenge—
slipping him hormones!
Now he’s dating MR. Jones!
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Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on June 8, 2003
OMG...rofl...this is hilarious Sandra...hopes I not become a "Daisy"! ;O) LOL
~Nikki~
Sandy
This speaks to the twist that men really do have their PMS cycles, too. Just not as visible, so their dips and swells are not as easily pegged. Good Job. Vicky
HA! you are too much, sandy! funny write; enjoyed! (((HUGS))) to you, and (((special hugs))) to doogie--love, your texas friend, karen lynn. STAY COOL, sweetie! :)
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~Nikki~
Jack
This speaks to the twist that men really do have their PMS cycles, too. Just not as visible, so their dips and swells are not as easily pegged. Good Job. Vicky
"revenge," say the klingons, "is a dish best served cold." serves him right! LOL
excellent hormonal poem
(((HUGS))) and love to you and doogie,
karla. :)