Have you even fallen for a tree?

Everyone loves Admira.
When ya go past 'Breezes Inn'
she'll be there and they'll be men
watching ev'ry move she makes
(make no mistake)
she'll chug-a-lug sweet water
(never splatter)
that's why folks admire a, Admira.
Her shape is to 'die for'
but she won't fit through your door
She's a sassy sappling
with many open pores.
Everyone loves Admira.
When ya go past 'Breezes Inn'
she'll be there and they'll be men
watching ev'ry move she makes
(make no mistake)
she'll chug-a-lug sweet water
(never splatter)
that's why most folks admire a, Admira.
Her boughs are unbroken,
to none she's betoken.
She wants to live wild, free
wher'er love is spoken.
Everyone loves Admira.
When ya go past 'Breezes Inn'
she'll be there and they'll be men
watching ev'ry move she makes
(make no mistake)
she'll chug-a-lug sweet water
(never splatter)
that's why folks admire a, Admira.
She's bountiful and green,
to 'break' her would be mean.
What a wonderful tree . . .
pristine with multiple greenery.
Everyone loves Admira.
When ya go past 'Breezes Inn'
she'll be there and they'll be men
watching ev'ry move she makes
(make no mistake)
she'll chug-a-lug sweet water
(never splatter)
that's why folks admire a, Admira.
Her bites worse than her bark,
rooted, she loves to 'park'
but splinters quite easily.
Don't you blokes sap her eternally!
Everyone loves Admira.
When ya go past 'Breezes Inn'
she'll be there and they'll be men
watching ev'ry move she makes
(make no mistake)
she'll chug-a-lug sweet water
(never splatter)
that's why folks admire a, Admira.
She's droppling little seedings
and you know they need some tending.
Some newcomer stopped her, chopped her.
Now the townfolks smiles are upside down.

Everybody loved Admira!