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Cheese Please
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Cheese works in strange ways on different folks.

I'm low on gas
my motor ain't hummin'
so here I am bummin'
give me cheese please--
Colby, Cheddar,
American.
It's a basic
keeps my injun' runnin'.
Ya know I ain't funnin'.
Give me cheese please--
Jack, Limburger,
Parmesan.
Choking, just fumes,
odor, stench, fills the rooms,
the stink is swelling . . . blooms.
Give me cheese please--
Swiss, Pepperjack,
Mozzarella.

AHhhhhhhhhhhhh . . .
'twas a tight squeeze.

Thanks for the cheese!

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 Reviews of "Cheese Please"
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on July 2, 2003
Sandy! My wife says women don't. I know better. You got me chuckling again.
Leland
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on June 29, 2003
(((sandra)))

only you could write something about farting and make it sound good LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

thanks for the laugh...that's why i stay away from cheese (and broccoli and cabbage and brussels sprouts) LOLOLOLOLOLOL

(((((HUGS))))) and love,

karla. :)
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Some of us who have a heart, don''t show it. Others, heartless, thump on. <br>************************
Jolly the Snowman
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Human ''sprawl'' affects us all. Imagine Santa after all those cookies, goodies and milk dragging his bass behind him :)! <br>*****************
Bass In A Sling
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Another ''Clyde the Corndog'' poem about Christmas :)! <br>****************
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Imagine an honest to goodness corndog with human feelings and emotions. I hope he doesn't get seared! <br>*******
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