Rivals for a females affections come in all sizes and shapes :)!

Hokey was a purple moose
(a little bit ragged,
his caboose on the loose)
who aspired to be a goose.
Birds are a little flighty
but are sumptuous. Men have cried
bringing 'em down and bagging one.
If he'd wings, Hoke' could ride astride.
Geese are noted as honkers
while there are many tooters.
Moose amble along . . . boring.
Geese show breasts. Oh, what hooters!

Hokey's head was so foggy
(Hokey had not pokeyed;
but wanted to . . . and how)
that he nearly took a cow
but he heard geese were easy.
Hoke eyed a pearly snow goose
and then said: "Choose Samm er I!"
Waddling , she oozed to his side
as if swimming in butter.
"I know you'll both be bitter
but, I've chosen another
out of my league--an otter!"

Purple moose had to vamoose
when some otter got his goose!