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Sneezing with an attitude.
A . a . a . choo! Sneezing spreads germs everything squirms then simply sighs doing 'fly by's' The weak have chutes. A . a . a . choo! Nostrils eject nature's bugs, rejects, some germs bring ills, spread things, they will. Wish they had boots. A . a . a . choo! With boots they'd slide off me and glide. When you must sneeze cover your mouth, squeeze germs down, vamoose. A . a . a . choo! Don't you dare spray flush germs away (swallow them whole). Swish, they will flow only then let them loose. A . a . a . choo! A . a . a . choo! A . a . a . choo! (airborne germs whiz) Too late! You sprayed! A . a . a . choo! (Hey, Harold! My first infection! Yeah!) (Harold?) (Honey, he's being digested.) (Yikes! I'll get 'em for that! Got any bad stuff in your sack?) (Yeah!) Reaching for the flu. (Honey? Honey?) (Hey, Ma, we're swimming! Whatever you do don't . . .) (Ma sits on the handle.) FLUSH! (Ma slides in. "I should've worn boots!") FLUSH! A . a . a . choo! A . a . a . choo! A . a . a . choo!

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Reviewed on June 26, 2007

LOL. Should be printed and laminated and put up in every public place.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on July 19, 2003

(((sandra)))

*wipin off my glasses*

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *o, my sides--QUIT yer killin me LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL*

you, my dear, are a real MESS...in more ways than one LOL

hope you feel better soon *fly by's LOLOLOLOLOL*

(((long distance HUGS))) 'cause i don't want what you've got

and love,

karla. :)

hysterical, hysterical, hysterical write! well done!

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