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Wong's Wrong Song
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Picture a foreign exchange student from China in the Ozarks.

"Wong, will you sing a song?"
Wong squealed
kids reeled.

"Wong, that song is too long."

"Teach, he's singing it wrong."

"Hey! Chinese checkers, Wong?"

Wong sighed,
voice died.

Bubba stood up to 'scat'
and nobody liked that!

Plain Jane sprang fast . . . (she's fat)

Jane sang
hearts twang.

Wong sang a song too long,
Bubba sang the Wong song wrong,
breathless, Jane lost her thong--

yellow to red went Wong.






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 Reviews of "Wong's Wrong Song"
Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
Ha ha! kids are honest little creatures. This is TOO cute! Very clever :)

Thanks,
Emilie

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
Hilarious.

Reviewed on July 19, 2003
DITTO! Oh, this is RICH! LOL (((HUGS))) :D LM*O, ROTFWHL

Reviewed on July 19, 2003
(((sandra)))

(((HUGS))) *too weak with laughter to comment*

karla. :)


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