Why bring nuts across the country?
They are everywhere.
Local fresh nuts
crack easily
and tasty . . . I declare
you’d like them anywhere.
Raw or shelled, salted, unseasoned . . .
the pleasure! You’ll swear
on these fresh nuts!
If you’re queasy
don’t look under your chair,
could happen anywhere!
They ‘pop’ out
in unusual places . . .
just follow the shell trail.
Why bring nuts across the county?
Some lay ‘neath a tree . . .
variety
varies greatly.
We think our nuts are best
because they never rest.
You can find many on the streets
laying everywhere . . .
local fresh nuts!
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.