Imagine someone who doesn't give a dang but does his own thang!

Dudley Duncan
dunked in the wrong thang
(comin’ this past spring);
now his dunker hangs.
When he walks it swings
(on radar he pings).

Dudley Duncan
swabbed more than the decks
then got the thang fixed
for he was perplexed,
and loved wee string things,
necklaces, gold rings.

Dudley Duncan
donned dresses, high heels,
casmere sweaters, hose . . .
(though he took some spills).
Now folks all will know
that dunkin’ ain’t so.

Dudley Duncan
did his duty well
(kept his secret safe);
didn’t ring the bell.
War’s casualty . . .
Duncans’ tragedy.