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Cat A Log
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I got my cat a log
through the U.S.A. mail
(wasn't torn but it smelled--
stunk like a junkyard dawg.

Cat threw a fit, was riled--
wasn't what we ordered;
soon his mew was cornered . . .
the cat a log defiled.

Lots of things come by mail--
postmen just deliver--
some things make me shiver . . .
like cat a logs that yell.

I had my cat declawed
by things from catalogs
(two nail-chewing frogs).
Do fear strange cat a logs.

You don't know where that
log came from or once sat!

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 Reviews of "Cat A Log"
Reviewed on August 27, 2003
You are so clever and funny...sending note your way.

Reviewed by Floreann Cawley
Reviewed on August 26, 2003
good write..Floreann

Reviewed by Cheryl Sellers
Reviewed on August 26, 2003
that was so cute,lol.... such a funny read.. good write

Reviewed on August 26, 2003
(((sandra)))

adorable! thanks for making me smile and LROL *laugh right out loud*

HA

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

Reviewed on August 26, 2003
*chuckling here* a CUTE write; thanks for sharing! LOL (((HUGS)))

Reviewed on August 26, 2003
Haha! Sandra, this was cute.

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 26, 2003
LOL! Thanks for the laugh!


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