I regretta, Henrietta,
my dog etta your poinsetta,
but he's paying . . . is quite queasy.
You should seea his nausea;
your planada's getting even.
My dear frienda, Henrietta,
when you speaka, please do not spita.
I have hearda you are easy
but I think it's a vendetta.
All the guys you see aren't breathin'.
You do painta, Henrietta,
all the corpses with a smila.
It's your business . . . isn't sleazy.
You don't have a steady fella
'cause it seems on you they're dyin'.
I regretta, Henrietta,
screaming loud when you played tuba;
that your smokin' makes me sneezy.
Are you really going to Cuba
to 'paint' guys afore they're shippin'?
My dear frienda, Henrietta,
I regretta things I saida.
It's no wonder you are witchy.
Here's a newa red poinsetta.
Now my frienda stop your grievin'.
Don't forgetta, Henrietta,
Butch is gone now 'cause he etta
your poinsetta. Show me mercy,
tell those spirits: 'no vendetta'.
You're leavin' and we're even.
Adiosa Henrietta!
Aside: Whoo! Thank God she packed up and left!
I'm sad I e'er metta Henrietta!
Wow!!!!! Sandra, that's quite a girl friend you're having. Heehee! Glad it was only a poem. You always come up with something funny. Enjoy your humor very much!
A naïve councilman and a down-on-her-luck single mom try to save their county’s last stand of forest from greedy developers and a dysfunctional government.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)
LOL
Love ya!
Leland