Flap Jacks
turn over easy,
don't make one queasy
though doused in sweetness
that never ceases.
Bacon
goes well with Flap Jacks.
(Sausage gets 'the sack'.)
Solo's healthiest.
Meat? A few pieces.
Flap Jacks
are just a tad brown
and popular round.
Their taste appeases
and never ceases.
Eggs do
compliment Flap Jacks;
two eggs are the max.
Breakfast . . . growls eases . . .
there are no leases.
Hunger
Flap Jacks appeases.
He really pleases,
falling to pieces,
love never ceases.
Flap Jacks
turn over . . . easy.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.