Went to the Flea Market,
bought me some fleas.
I taught them good manners--
say 'thank you' and 'please'.
I open a circus;
somebody sneezed.
If you see fleas flying
without a trapeze
please send me an email
and my fleas, don't squeeze.
Sneezing, coughing, cover
else I'll train some bees.
We have a huge booking
down in Belize.
They've made us a domed home,
one squats on their knees.
Remember September
when I had my fleas.
Oh gee...then you must never come to Knysna..gee here are those "Sandfleas"...Damn if they bite you it feels like a bee sting....lol..."grab-a-scratchhhh"
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
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