Got no mistletoe kiss
(don’t see how he could miss)
I was puckered like this 0!
So~he’s down on his knees …
oh, please!
If I walk away now,
yule flip burgers!

You don’t like to hug me,
do I smell … my body?
You claim aches, misery;
but refuse every test.
You’re busted!
Say again: ‘You’re a cow.’
Yule flip burgers!

I fell hook, line, sinker
for an all day whiner
to wait on, fix dinner.
If I didn’t love you
(I do),
I’d make you work & how—
yule flip burgers!

If you don’t cherish, love me …
yule flip burgers!