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Had some beans (ate too much) went toot, shoot, phew … evermore. Had some beans (ate too much), split my jeans. Red, I blush. went toot, shoot, phew … evermore. Had some beans (ate too much), split my jeans. Red, I blush. Due to gas … odors flash … went toot, shoot, phew … evermore. Had some beans (ate too much), split my jeans. Red, I blush. Due to gas … odors flash, swelled so fast. What a rush! went toot, shoot, phew … evermore. Had some beans (ate too much), split my jeans. Red, I blush. Due to gas … odors flash, swelled so fast. What a rush! Flew so high that angels sigh … went toot, shoot, phew … evermore Had some beans (ate too much), split my jeans. Red, I blush. Due to gas … odors flash, swelled so fast. What a rush! Flew so high that angels sigh … blew a blast! Home at last … went toot, shoot, phew … evermore. Had some beans (ate too much), split my jeans. Red, I blush. Due to gas … odors flash, swelled so fast. What a rush! Flew so high that angels sigh … blew a blast! Home at last … Me eat beans? Too much gas … went toot, shoot, phew. Plugged my door!

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Reviews of "Got Gas?"

Reviewed by Handsum Hart

Reviewed on January 10, 2004

this is super funny, though gas can be a problem for some. have you tried beano?

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on January 8, 2004

beans don't bother me that much. funny, naughty write. love and peace. G

Reviewed by Divinity 11 (Reader)

Reviewed on January 8, 2004

haha, funny
done in a clever way
jessica
aka
gypsie

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on January 8, 2004

this is funny my frined
excellent
easy on the beans

William

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)

Reviewed on January 8, 2004

Hahahahahaha....good one...floria

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 8, 2004

Pfeeeeeeeeeeeew of a write Sandra!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on January 8, 2004

I can envision the commercial now - Got Beans?

Reviewed by No Longer Member (Reader)

Reviewed on January 8, 2004

If you went to church you would sit in your own pew

Reviewed by Elaine Carey

Reviewed on January 8, 2004

hahahaha! I love it.

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)

Reviewed on January 8, 2004

U too? Man, my wife got me some GaxX and that didn't work, then some Beano and that worked but I think I have destroyed a better part of the ozone layer over the east coast.

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on January 8, 2004

Warning!!!! Don't light a match. The Surgeon General has determined that doing so in a highly volatile area could be hazardous to your health.

Reviewed by Larry Skahill

Reviewed on January 8, 2004

ha
glad I don't have that problem
fun write

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