B.E.A.N.O.
B.E.A.N.O.
B.E.A.N.O.
Without it beans make gas.
It stinks, ripe odors blast,
and noises always last
until I’m an outcast.
B.E.A.N.O.
B.E.A.N.O.
B.E.A.N.O.
It’s said, “Beans have fiber.”
I protest to the bouncers
who toss me. “Customers
aren’t eating ‘cause of ‘HER’!”
B.E.A.N.O.
B.E.A.N.O.
B.E.A.N.O.
Wher’er I go trekking
ladies sigh, a fainting,
children point—all laughing.
Would they like me fasting?
B.E.A.N.O.
B.E.A.N.O.
B.E.A.N.O.
Ah, I’ll try that Beano
so no more gases blow.
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Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on January 11, 2004
Beano is all that works, I need some right this moment as I had a bean burrito last night. Whew!
Reviewed by Justareader Offinework (Reader)
Reviewed on January 11, 2004
You should write for George Carlin, Sandy. He likes telling fart jokes..lol
Reading this outstanding fun piece makes one fart while laughing.:)
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Reading this outstanding fun piece makes one fart while laughing.:)
Peace and Love
Tony
Effective
And
Never
Overdo it
Be no Fart!!
LOL!!
Love Tinka
E.ek
A.
N.asty
O.dor!
Allen
funny write
William
peace
jessica
aka
gypsie