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I Swallowed The Dictionary Now What
by Mystic Rose → (All Poetry by Mystic Rose)
Thursday, January 17, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A satirical poem about writing.


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Little words of value blown to smithereens
I am a smidge of worry with a touch of green
I spent the night picking out E's and O's
now my tummy is a gurgling with woes

From the belly, letters jumbled and crinkled
from my ear every word flowed and mingled
from the eyes the poem poured out in stance
as front cover, back cover, spine cover, danced

I drank it all down with a large glass of water
swished it all up, then I thought I saw an otter
in my mind the word CREATE arrived in swing
so I decided to write this ditto and give it wing

I swallowed a dictionary full of words and phrases
I didn't do it for glory, nor did I do it for praise
Maybe I just wanted to feel whole again
that is why I used, my frivolous light pen

I swallowed the dictionary, now what ?

bY: mYSTIC rOSE
Jan 17, 2019

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 Reviews of "I Swallowed The Dictionary Now What"
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on January 25, 2019
Hmm... Maybe swallowing a dictionary will help me think to new words to use in my prose and poetry. A tough pill to swallow. (Oh, no! A cliche! But I'm using it.)

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 17, 2019
Some great metaphors. Made me think about how the dictionary has changed from a heavy book to a CD, and then, to a website, and finally, a simple Google search. All in a few short years as innovation rapidly overtakes innovation. I don't keep words in my head anymore. There are just too many and they would get, "crinkled and jumbled up." Instead, if I need a word, I just Google it and am amazed what falls out.

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 17, 2019
Heh.Heh I loved Michael's comment . . . . Next you must swallow a thesaurus to make things complete.

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on January 17, 2019
Your humorous 'ditty' was agreeably diverting. (-: Years ago, one of the more solipsistic reviewers, on AD then, accused me of 'swallowing the thesaurus'. Made me laugh. Made Michele laugh too. I remember her saying: 'I guess some poets just don't like words'. "now what?" Perhaps, you could start nibbling on a thesaurus after dinner for desert. Or... you could check out www.rhymezone.com Peace... r

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on January 17, 2019
Good one, and very cute. I just hope you don't get irritable vowel syndrome.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on January 17, 2019
. . . And wing it has. A lovely ditto indeed. Sometimes I feel as though I have swallowed whole dictionaries in a number of different languages!


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