I’m a Fifty…almost

Much higher I am than a ten,

Does that make me better or best?

Herein I do not make the jest,

But if asked I try not to show over-confidence,

I just tell them, I am a fifty, or at least…

No hair on my chest,

Nor boobies or breasts,

I have to say right now,

I am most certainly blessed,

On this unusual quest,

To become the best dressed…

That actress was and still is a ten,

She being much prettier than men,

But as a man, I mostly do tend,

To be on the handsome side, I do portend…

So when you judge me, as you will, please vote,

That Ed herein is a fifty and with that I will float,

High on a cloud of self-ego; nothing special will I quote,

I will just tell the world just how much I surely do love my new boat…

              © ed – 4/5/04