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Advice
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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An attempt to ROAST a good friend, hope he understands, if not, oh well, at least I live 1000 miles away or so...


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ADVICE…


 


Advice I do take, especially from my elders,


Ed K being the one I find to be the most wise and old,


He gives excellent advice regards my dog and his cold,


He even on occasion gives me advice, as he has had all the vices…


 


No, I don’t herein speak of Ed in anything but humor,


I, like all on the site, love him dearly, well maybe not love,


But we all like him a lot, especially when he dons his glasses,


Starts giving out advice from the old sage he is,


Is that the sage that smells, or is it just old age…?


 


I salute you Ed K., your consideration and compassion is notorious,


Your love of dogs and cats and woodland creatures, uproarious,


Your love of humans like me, might just be considered inglorious…


 


Stay as you are, Ed, we really do love you as you are,


Well you could bathe now and then, that may make us a bit more happy,


Even Rufuz does bathe, once a year at least, needing it or not,


You could do the same, maybe this time using some soap,


That is the little bar that smells nice, your wife can show you,


As she is more close to your smell than the rest of us, nothing new…


 


                             © ed – 5/22/04


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Advice"
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 22, 2004
Ed, I must truly thank you for this lovely tribute, and for posting my real picture.

But I must pass on the soap thing. As you are allergic to cats, I am allergic to soap!

But I am disappointed by one thing, my friend. You didn't leave this up long enough for everyone to admire - and see - the real me!

Reviewed on May 22, 2004
(((ed)))

this is funny--and that pic LOLOLOL

well done! (((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on May 22, 2004
He might just let the Grey Wolf stop by…lol. You’re a HOOT!!!

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on May 22, 2004
This is great, brought me some smiles. TY.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 22, 2004
Thanks for the humor, Ed. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz. Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 22, 2004
Good looking fellow....lol!!

Love Tinka


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