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PMS Plug
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PMS PLUG…


 


Forget the rag,


They only make you sag,


Just get yourself a plug,


Would be better than staining the rug,


No string would you need to tug,


No longer would you need to be smug,


Nor would you have to take any kind of drug,


Just a little plug would fit so well, kind of snug,


Forever and always then there would be a smile on your mug,


You will want to be closer to people, not grouchy, giving out a hug…


                © ed ~ 11/11/04 


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 Reviews of "PMS Plug"
Reviewed on November 13, 2004
(((ed)))

nice! LOL if PMS were that easy, there'd be a stampede to get it! guys buying it for their women and women running over each other to get one...it wouldn't be pretty. :)

fun write, though--maybe you'll come up with the right treatment and you'll be RICH!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed on November 12, 2004
Hhhhhmmmmm....Don't think it will work though.

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on November 12, 2004
Ever since I had my transmission overhauled and taken out I haven't had a need for a plug. Haha

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 12, 2004
A very good snug Pms Plug Rug you weaved here Sir :) Eddity!!

Love Tinka!!


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