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A mouse is making love to my mouse in my semi-mobile house
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Fictional fun from a middle of the night write...

A mouse is making love to my mouse in my semi-mobile house…


 


I did put down the moth balls,


Told to me by many and all,


That no mouse would approach my house,


The moth balls on the ground would them stall…


 


Still I do seem to find,


My computer mouse has playing around with another kind,


I mean I really don’t actually mind,


I just wish they would clean up after they do together bind…


 


So I now have a housemate,


Other than the dog, we are both in a state,


To see him run across the floor,


I just wish he would head himself towards the door,


A cat we do need, as Rufuz does seem afraid,


Guess he does not understand, when watching the two mice get laid…


        © ed ~ 12/6/04


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 Reviews of "A mouse is making love to my mouse in my semi-mobile house"
Reviewed on December 7, 2004
(((ed)))

send rufuz after that mouse :)

cute write--enjoyed

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy
Reviewed on December 6, 2004
LOL You can borrow my cat, Ed. She leaves dead mice on my doorstep every morning!!! Kind of nasty when you think about it...LOL

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on December 6, 2004
He's just jealous LOL.

Yes getting a kitty :-)

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on December 6, 2004
Ok... I'm keeping my speakers turned on, in case I read your emails and hear squeaking! Then I'll know for sure you've got your mice mixed up! hehe... katy xox.

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on December 6, 2004
You crazy guy, you!

Are you sure that Rufuz is the only critter being 'entertained'
by those two? Hee heee ...

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on December 6, 2004
That mouse would not last too long around Ringo he fancies himself the big time hunter with going after mice in our house. If that mouse has a mate expect about one hundred little ones. My goodness they drop babies faster than some people do their pants.

Reviewed on December 6, 2004
Oh, my! Too funny; thanks for the giggles, Eddie! LOL Well done!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 6, 2004
hahahahahahaha....good luck...I had to remove a whole family on friday...made their home in one of my daughters shoes...lol!!

They were so cute the size of half my small finger...and th babies looked like large peanuts!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on December 6, 2004
Just can't trust anything electronic..

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on December 6, 2004
uh oh...watch out for babies


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