Don't read this poem, it is sick, as is the picture (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Don't read this poem, it is sick, as is the picture
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Fair warning, I told you it was sick...

Don’t read this poem, it is sick, as is the picture… Blind as a bat, you have heard it said, Cannot tell the color herein even if it were red, To build a snowman while blind, Is like trying to sing an opera without a mind, Okay so this poem is a lot less than refined… The snowman’s head on the bottom of the pile, The hat, broom and scarf give it even less style, Fortunately they cannot see how badly they ruined, Whoever said they should do this, ain’t got no clue in… Okay so this poet is a sick pup, He does make fun of those that cannot see, For if they could they may hit him with their cup, Yeah that would be the case, yup… Hey, did I not tell you not to read this? Now you did and you did laugh, you must agree, So even you are maybe just about as sick as me, If you don’t like it, I really don’t care, You can just squat on down and give my butt a big sloppy kiss… © ed ~ 12/13/04

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on December 15, 2004

(((ed)))

you warned me. you specifically told me not to go there. and i went there. you're right...this is sick LOL

but just what i needed--a good laugh

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

mwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! :) *big sloppy kiss* LOLOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on December 14, 2004

...quickest way to get people to read is to tell them not to, you clever, naughty Ed. (grin)... perhaps you've taken a stand against too much "PC" stuff these days... no? alright.

As for that last part: At 5' tall, I'm already squatting, but I will pass on the invite. (giggle) katy xox.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

I think that snowman is pretty neat - looks better than the ones I make - with my glasses on!

PS Even my two mutts don't want to give your butt a big sloppy kiss - Rufuz has told them all about you!!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

And I thought my picture was sick???

chilly looking iceman!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Well done. I asked a blind lady if she wanted me to turn her light on...

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Neat pic, had a darn good laugh over that one hehe.
Kiss your butt, nada, but hey, I cant complain you didnt offer LOL.

Acutally that broom could of just as easily been stuck up the snowmans's... ok we wont go there.

Cool dude
ME

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on December 13, 2004

Ed, humor is humor, and what one finds funny, others may not. I think that all your writes are hilarious, for they are the essence of you. You laugh so not to hurt. Laughter has long been known to be a good medicine. So thanks for my nightly dose.

Allen

Reviewed by Lori Moore

I'm glad I like the poem and the I find the picture cute as... Anyways, I am glad I like the poem, because the sloppy kiss option is not really all that appealing.

Reviewed by jude forese

st.jude is the saint of the lost causes ... perhaps you should pray to him ;)