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Schmoozing
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These short ones seem to tell the tale, but are much less work...enjoy...
Schmoozing… I know how to kiss butt, To make someone feel happy and nice, In fact you could call me a butt slut, Meanwhile behind the back I have a knife at the ready to slice… © ed ~ 4/12/05

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Reviewed by Marilyn Seray

Reviewed on April 12, 2005

Sinister and a bit scary
Good work

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on April 12, 2005

I know a few like that.......unfortuntely.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on April 12, 2005

Well, now...this is too cute; thanks for sharing! You make me smile with your witty sense of humor; keep it up!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on April 12, 2005

Flick your knife but beware some might slice twice...and two heads might roll....lol!!

Ninja inja!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine

Reviewed on April 12, 2005

Usually goes hand in hand as you have so very well written. R

Reviewed by Paul Williams

Reviewed on April 12, 2005

Hehehe lol, Thanks for putting a smile on my face Ed. I find darts are good for backs too lol.

Paul;-]

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on April 12, 2005

Interesting Ed very interesting.

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