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Internal Combustion
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Yes, I am afraid, another STINKER...!

Internal Combustion… Busted are our internals, Combusted by an infernal, Warmed up by an inferno, Exhausted to the external, During sleep in the nocturnal… Thunder in the distance, Reminds one of their existence, The stink of combustion is created by persistence, To hold it in we need a great deal of assistance… Powerful though it may be, When it does exit you cannot it see, But the olfactory nerve does it notice, It does not, unfortunately, have the aroma of the flower lotus… © ed ~ 5/21/05

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Reviews of "Internal Combustion"

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on May 22, 2005

This one stinks.

Ron

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on May 22, 2005

Classic Matlack! AND Classic, Matlack! This is the very best of your worst, em, I mean, of these kinds of bodily function sorts of poems... you make reading about farts nearly as much fun as the actual Ahhhhhhh that comes from the relief of gas-passing, itself. That, I'm afraid, though, has no equal, in sheer comfort. If there's a glaring difference between the sexes, it's that we women recognize the reality of this human release, whereas, you men get together and have contests and wear the ever-popular s**t-eatin' grin when yours is the BEST! We are the fairer sex because we take turns winning. ha!

Rufuz, like most animals, is in the silent-but-deadly crowd, yes? Jaysus, those are bad. LOL... katy xox

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on May 22, 2005

Ed you'll poem anything, I'm convinced! Anyway I'm closing inon your number, I'm at about 1684 poems, enough to fill about three books but I'm not interested at the time. Now I'm working on this childrens book, about finished then I have a story I'm going to write. ART on, I mean FaRt going, in the wind blowing

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on May 22, 2005

Oh the longer you keep them in the stinky'rrrr they get...they turn green.....Gagagagagaga!!

You the best stinky writer around for sure!!!

Love Stinky

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 22, 2005

I still think you should bottle your stink bombs, and put them up on E-Bay for bidding. You could make a fortune! I know several kids, and several wives who are looking for revenge!!

Reviewed by Mark Mahoney (Reader)

Reviewed on May 22, 2005

So very true here Ed and done so well at that, take care...Mark

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Reviewed on May 21, 2005

Or dear, too funny, very good ED,

Reindeer

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on May 21, 2005

No farting? How about burbing?

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on May 21, 2005

Sorry. But (butt) I abhor that function that certain males seem to think (stink) is their due. I guess it's my problem to deal with. Just don't "be offensive" around me is all I ask. Nicely done as usual, Sir Ed. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz. Regis

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