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Pickin'
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Pickin’…


 


With so much I have dealt,


Picked my nose and my butt felt,


Spoken off-handedly of sex with the hand,


So many things but of this subject I don’t want to expand…


 


Healing takes longer than normal,


Understand I do speak of this quite informal,


Speaking of this, even after all the rest,


Does seem to be more than abnormal…


 


Gotta wait till the scab gets hard,


Taking it off in one piece sometimes can leave one quite jarred,


If it comes off in pieces, you be left to be a bit marred,


This should be for all of us to something we are from barred,


Less we shall find ourselves in many ways scarred…


          © ed ~ 6/1/05


 


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 Reviews of "Pickin'"
Reviewed on June 3, 2005
ed,

ewwwwwwwwwwwww that's gross...admitting in public is even grosser! you, my man, are strange...but courageous, too...who else is going to air their nasty habits on the web? good one

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Cathrine Hottran
Reviewed on June 2, 2005
Good write!

Reviewed on June 2, 2005
oh, my LORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD....Laffin' too hard to review~ LOL

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on June 2, 2005
we need the scars as reminders but they are really inside us.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 2, 2005
Gotta wait till the scab gets hard,
Taking it off in one piece sometimes can leave one quite jarred,

I would think so, and the imagery in this poem is unbelievable!

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on June 1, 2005
The perfect title. Good one!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 1, 2005
Dumbstruck this morning...not sure what to say!!

Anyways thanks for sharing...buddy!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on June 1, 2005
This poem applies to many things in life I think. ;-)

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on June 1, 2005
Didn't know you were hurt
Hope ya get better than better......


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