In his head would be a bad spot,

He fills with cream while you do scream,

Don’t tell her afterwards,

To put him on you kinda just forgot…J

His desire for you to please,

For her if with ridges he is there to tease,

He works well with or without grease,

There he hangs on till you make your release…J

Maybe he looks like a bit of a ghost,

Without him maybe your relationship might be toast,

There he is to help you like a friend,

To for a certain fluid he is there to apprehend…

Can’t for a helpful friend ask for better,

Easier to put on than a sweater,

If this campers a’rockin’, don’t come a knockin’,

Just put your friend on and riding you, let her…

© ed ~ 12/17/05