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OD...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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OD…


He overdosed,


Died he did, now a ghost,


With the biggest schlong,


This ghost has the most…


 


Couldn’t lift it,


Bigger than he,


If crabs he had,


As big as lobsters they’d be…


 


Two feet in length,


If only to lift he had the strength,


Died of a Viagra overdose,


A fire he could extinguish with that hose…


© ed 1/12/06


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 Reviews of "OD..."
Reviewed by Rose L
Reviewed on January 14, 2006
Ok, talk about a hall of famer.....this is it! I do so enjoy your twisted and creative mind!

Peace,

~Rose~

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 13, 2006
Well that would be the schlong and short of it, Ed. Thanks for the humor. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on January 12, 2006
Oh my god! I couldn't get past the picture. ROFL

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on January 12, 2006
Lobsters... Eeeeewwwwwww. Lol. You are too funny!

Reviewed by Cathrine Hottran
Reviewed on January 12, 2006
lol :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 12, 2006
Hahahahahahahahaha,,,,you are NUTZZZZZZZZ!!

Love Tinka


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