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Bigfoot, the Abominable Snowman & the Jersey Devil DO EXIST…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I keep trying to tell the scientific world, yes boy do I persist,

That these three icons of fear do truly exist,

They though in they’re infinite wisdom do the evidence resist,

Screw them as I still know they are out there, herein I must insist…J

 

So no one has seen them & I know the reason why,

They are shape shifters and can from us well hide,

They wait us out, as a tree or a plant or rock, they’re time they bide,

When man does exit their realm, they shift back to normal,

And go about life in the area’s in which they reside…J

 

So don’t go looking them,

For a flower they may be a stem,

They do not hate man, nor do they him condemn,

They just want to be left alone, & enjoy their music on the radio FM…J

© ed ~ 7/8/06
 

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 Reviews of "Bigfoot, the Abominable Snowman & the Jersey Devil DO EXIST…"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 10, 2006
Well done Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 8, 2006
Ask anyone in the mountains......We do believe :-)

Reviewed on July 8, 2006
You are probably very right! Loved it,
B&R

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 8, 2006
hahaha loved the way you kept the rhyme;-) It is a mystery, and since there is no way so far, to prove or disprove, I'll believe you
mr ed cause, Rufuz told me to;-)

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 8, 2006
I came up on one when I
was 13..........
or it ccame up on me...

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on July 8, 2006
Ed
That big guy in the right looks like Ogre Ed...or is Richard the Righteous..:)
Peter

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on July 8, 2006
OK, the answer is finally deliverd...Thanks for the update, Ed. Clever as always.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on July 8, 2006
It is said they emit this noxious odor when they are near. I sumise that smell us and think we smell worse and then take off. They are there but they are smarter with their God given wits than man is with his machines.
Susan


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