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Clean Screen...
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Got a little off the track towards the end, sorry, the effects of the pipe...


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To smoke through a pipe and not get burned,


There is something I have reverently learned,


To clean the screen to get a big hit,


As well make sure the screen does as well the pipe fit…J


 


Time to test my theory,


The screen is working quite clearly,


Already my eyes do get red, quite bleary,


One little hit does help me to become altogether cheery…J


 


My power-hitter does really the smoke crank out,


Four little batteries make my pipe really the smoke spout,


Hey its rainin’ outside, now who the hell ordered that,


Could’ve lived another month in the season of the drought…J


© ed ~ 2/20/07


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 Reviews of "Clean Screen..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 21, 2007
Do call the firebrigade first??

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Michael Mathieu (Reader)
Reviewed on February 21, 2007
Up in smoke, Nicely done,

Michael

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on February 21, 2007
Stick to writin' poems...that's your natural high...peace out...HUGS

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Sounds like your up in smoke. Nice poem


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