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Thank You...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thanks for smoking the pot,


Even if really you are not,


Allow this writer to be an old snot,


I can write what I want while living in my land yacht…


 


Okay so high I may be,


Its been a week since last I smoked, I guarantee,


Took the week off for a break, see,


Afterwards will be drinking lots of green tea…


 


So thanks again for the herb smoking,


Better than of the white powder stoking,


Up the nose to burn the brain in hell,


Better for me at least to be occasionally toking…J


© ed J 2/25/07


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Reviewed on February 25, 2007
The last time I smoked 'pot' was way back in the early 1980s. I was on a course and the class was hijacked by political animals. Any notion of learning anything went out the window along with my gaze and thoughts thanks to a little help from my then friend - the sky was real blue, as I recall.

Do you remember the legendery David Peel and the Lower East Side? One could almost smoke his albums, they reeked that strong of pot.

Regards
Dai

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on February 25, 2007
Lol to Mr. Ed's review.
Just tell Rufus he can't have any.:)

Blessings,
~Linda

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 25, 2007
Whatever!!

Stay cool!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 25, 2007
I thought you were heading up here this month - so I stockpiled a ton of it for you. But you didn't show up, so I burned it all in the back forty this morning. Winds are heading southeast right now; run outside and take a huge toke - it's on me!

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on February 25, 2007
Very cute

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on February 25, 2007
I love the "land yacht"...LOL...you are a crack up, but not a crack head. LOL Take care.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on February 25, 2007
I think they meant the flower pot is smoking they just missed a semi colon..


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