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Conspicuously Absent…
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Rated "G" by the Author.

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I’m out there, Beyond the stars, Beyond space, Cruisin’ . my own pace Enjoying the race… Sometimes . the bottom of the ocean, I sail in my little yellow submarine, No wind, nor waves, only currents making motion, It’s become sometimes oh so routine… So if Ed you don’t see, Imagine him in the sea, Along with me is the mutt, He likes to bark at the fishies, The pressure does also kill his flea’s…J © ed J 5/29/07

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Reviews of "Conspicuously Absent…"

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on June 4, 2007

Enjoyed this one much my friend, I think we all like to get away from everything occasionally! Hmm, say the pressure kills the fleas, might have to take me a trip on a sub...Boomer hates a bath, and the flea drops even more! Clever write!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 30, 2007

Is there room for your brother and about a dozen critters? If so, swing by the northwood and pick us up. Thanks.

Reviewed by K. Mulroney

Reviewed on May 30, 2007

lol! loved it.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on May 30, 2007

Ed, you did it!!!! go and done yourself in the Beatles Yellow Submarine more like a bong.
But, if it makes you happy....don't inhale the fleas.
Greetings to rufuz.
Georg

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on May 29, 2007

enjoyed and enjoy...

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on May 29, 2007

While killing flease watch our for me...I am down there somewhere....playing with sharky...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins

Reviewed on May 29, 2007

Flea killer!....where....where?

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on May 29, 2007

Absent by conspicuously missing....
LOL Ed, fair go m8
Chezza

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury

Reviewed on May 29, 2007

Another hero swimming through the sea of monsters:looking to share his treasures with the world.Great write.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on May 29, 2007

Ed,

I've been conspicuously absent, not by choice: our computer croaked and the local library's internet was down, thanks to a lightning strike. :) Glad you're here, me, too! Take care,

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Now I've got "Yellow Submarine" in me head: thanks. :)

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