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Pee Wee’s Ark…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Made from the finest Illinois bark, Pee wee does of it pilot in the nude, yes stark, His animals all in his head, found in a park, Around the world he does follow a great white shark…J He does not do this either as a lark, Even does he sail at night in the dark, From Lake Michigan he did embark, On drugs he is most of the trip, Someone should report him to a narc…J He thinks that a superman is his guardian angel, You know the guy with the last name Kent & first name Clark, Watch it if he pee’s as he is quite regularly wide of the mark, Happy am I as long as he stays away from a certain trailer park…J © ed J 8/29/07

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Reviewed by Michael Guy

Reviewed on September 2, 2007

If this is true then some of us "newbies" here at AD have been duped by the supe(r) Kostro mystique and persona. I was in awe of it and continue to be so. But had no idea he just lived in plain old Illinois, Joliet at that -- why hell I thought he was afloat on the Great Lakes or at least in residence on one of their shores!
I've had it with you battling Eds: this is a misinformation campaign! One of you is a lair. (or maybe both!)

Reviewed by Southern Comfort

Reviewed on August 31, 2007

OOOOOO LaBelle's crew will scuttle Pee Wee's ark, have our way with him and make him walk our plank! Nibbens LaRue!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on August 30, 2007

Just love this one too! You have me laughing so and I need some laughter right now. Strange bird that little Pee Wee, better be on the look out......

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by George Thompson

Reviewed on August 30, 2007

Wowee, this is just too much. I shudder when I think of Pee Wee. which has nothing to do with only "letting go" a l'il bit. Very funny!

George

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on August 30, 2007

Are you blind as a bat? that white old shark is me and if I catch anyone of you (PeeWee already nude, yummy!) I will munch your candy stick and get a little peace in my waters (overboard peeing not allowed out here)
Old man Ed

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on August 29, 2007

LMAO..you two are such a hoot
P.S. I still don't have a backbone made from those ribs.

Walt

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on August 29, 2007

Did Pee Wee Herman sail an Ark?
I guess he could pee anywhere he peeed...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 29, 2007

Hi Ed Matlack, it's Rebecca here, and I can see you're worried about him, too. He's really been acting very strangely lately. And he did sail away on Lake Michigan tonight in his homemade boat, chasing some sort of fish. He said he was heading towards your trailer park, and I think he is nude - he mooned me as he sailed off. Please tell him to come home soon.

Thanks.

Reviewed by Scott Zachary

Reviewed on August 29, 2007

wow. pass the bud, bud.

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