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PEE WEE does pee very wee...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Somebody did say this to me

Can’t tell who did, ya see

Wasn’t Edvard or Jersey

But I am going to use it

Who gives a **it…

 

Does the name Edvard

Remind you like it does me

Of the burrowing animal aardvark

Or is it just me with Rufuz giving

His approval with a constant bark…

 

Doesn’t scare me, either of them

One lives in Sweden or Switzerland

Or one of those countries

Without republicans or dems…

 

The other lives near Chicago

And only goes south and west

On his vacations, not to mention north

Never has he ever been east

So far that I know of at least

As always, they both know

That about them herein I do only jest…J

© ed J 6/3/08


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 Reviews of "PEE WEE does pee very wee..."
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on June 5, 2008
You continue to bring a smile to our faces Ed, thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on June 4, 2008
Loved this my friend...you are clever indeed! Great humorous write, and great picture....p-mail huh, so that's why the collie is out their sniffing...p-mail! Great write!
Blessings from Ky.
Joyce B.

Reviewed on June 4, 2008
You are so cleverly witty in this, Ed Jersey! Enjoying your revelations about Edvard the aardvark, and wee-pee Pee Wee :o) Barking along with RufuZ!
Blessings and Love ~~ Micke

Reviewed on June 4, 2008
DEAR MATHEAD, er, ah, um - LACK

This is surprizingly well done! and I luv the pic!
as always luv also yew 3 stooges, and yer SCHTICK!

TK.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on June 4, 2008
Your sense of humor is very obvious in this LOL write. Great job Ed. Bonnie

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on June 4, 2008
Beware of the water pill. You have too pee
every five min...hee, hee,
Half a good day...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 4, 2008
Your memory is really gettin bad, Bro. I recall that Uncle Noah Ed put Edvard in charge of the Aardvarks, on the Ark. So eventually, he became known as Edvark.

As for my Pee, bein Wee, I've been workin on that, and these days, it really gushes out with glee!

PS You better set up lots of Pee Posts fer yer Big 4th of July BBQ.

Reviewed on June 4, 2008
funny stuff Ed, jester on :-)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 3, 2008
I only agree that PeeWee do pee very wee.
And it is Sweden, you knuckledhead! and I will tell Mom about you calling me an aadvark (should I be glad or offended?)
Tell Rufuz I said wooff!

Edvard the Elder

Reviewed on June 3, 2008
Laughing too hard to comment -

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on June 3, 2008
And sir...you jest with the best...Have a great morning.

Al


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