Tis time again, I’m afraid,

To drag out the tub, cleaning it with Raid,

Gotta at least once a month,

Take my bath with Rene there to me aid…J

Hey it isn’t so much the bath itself,

I just dislike to use the fresh water,

I try to save as much as possible,

Opting to stay clean in the ocean,

And smelling pretty using Nivea hand lotion…J

And though I do sit for quite awhile,

She stands above me with scrub brush in hand,

Telling me to take off my hat, which I never do,

I cannot let those flies go, where else would they live,  since in my hair they flew…J

What is this stuff about having to use soap,

Hey, I am in the water ain’t I,

Even my feet are under the surface,

I know, Rene, what you plan to do with that rope,

Tying me down so the soap you can use,

What do you think I am, a total & complete dope…J

© ed J 7/31/08