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Jealous...
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The Jersey Devil wants a road crossing sign too...


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Now I am really pissed,

The Jersey Devil myth is dismissed,

But my cousins Big Foot or Sasquatch,

Get their own sign on roads,

Them they believe really exist…

 

I bet we’ve been around longer,

They think they even smell stronger,

Just wait and see, I’ll show them,

I have the power to attack in their dreams,

Nightmares they will have, just after they start sleeping in rem…

 

Don’t screw around with the devil of Jersey,

We’ve survived full moons, hurricanes, Pineys* & hunters,

Cars up in the pines & human encroachment,

Still they have yet to identify us, as they still lament.

Damn them all to hell, they don’t know what fear is,

Till we, the family of Jersey Devils does of them torment…

© ed (aka: JD) 9/4/08


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 Reviews of "Jealous..."
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 5, 2008
living next door to a jersey devil has its days ...

Reviewed by Valerie Roeske
Reviewed on September 5, 2008
Wow, cool sign, "A BIGFOOT CROSSING", quite a read here, we also have a bigfoot here in michigan, take care Valerie

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 5, 2008
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor with a touch of legend, Ed. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed on September 5, 2008
ROTF!!!!!!! Too funny, Ed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

We in Texas have the Legend of Boogey Creek...but I ain't looking for it. Movie about him scared me enough.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 5, 2008
Mom will not allow us to set up some...don't whine to us, tell her...if you dare.

Ed te Elder

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 5, 2008
Cousin Bigfoot had me helping him put up more signs, just last week. He's got a really big family now you know, and we don't want all those little Big Feet getting run down by crazy New Jersey drivers, like you!

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on September 5, 2008
chuckle

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on September 4, 2008
Have never saw a sign so informative as that one...
You get em Ed...

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 4, 2008
Gee, I'd like to see the sign you design...so my Jersey Devil start designing. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed on September 4, 2008
those guys were phony Ed, Shaq O Neal is the real big foot hehe


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