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RAT...
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Yes when little,

He was a brat,

But now that he’s grown,

He’s an even bigger, big fat RAT…

 

He tells Mom everything,

Everyday does she get a ring,

Thankfully he lives across the sea,

Most times she doesn’t want to know,

Even she does with him plea,

But still he RATS, doing so with glee,

Not as bad, but so does Pee-Wee,

Of course I am the family angel,

Yep, Jersey Ed, thats me...

 


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 Reviews of "RAT..."
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on November 14, 2008
chuckle

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 14, 2008
Rat tat tat foe the 3 rats
Rufuz is the angel

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 14, 2008
I am not sure about that rat boy but I sure wouldn't mind bring over my old six string and doing some jammin with you guys.

fee

Reviewed on November 14, 2008
funny Ed, my brother use to rat quite a bit to mom,

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on November 14, 2008
I had three sons too... and this momma knew them better than they realized.... My oldest was the serious, smart and know it all... the middle was the whiner, always snitching.... and the youngest reminds me of YOU... BRAT....yet...my buddy, my little man.... so... which one is the black sheep???? Well, they take turns...(altho I lost my oldest a year after I lost his dad....he was 40)... so... now I have to deal with the whiner and the brat...and they take turns being the black sheep.... hehehehhe.... mom's know! lindalaw

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 14, 2008
Mommy's little pet??
There is one in every household
The Pet..... the favorite, the black sheep
I was the latter.
Peace brother

William

Reviewed on November 14, 2008
I'd be lookin' for a place to hide if I were you, buddy boy! LOL Hilarious!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 14, 2008
hahahahaha angelic jersey devil, quite a duality,
but you do humor real well;-)woof Ruffie!

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on November 14, 2008
Ed? Angel? They must have put something in the South Jersey water
that I missed. -gene.

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on November 14, 2008
An Angel? Hmmmmmmmmmm ....
But, Banjo Bongos and a Git, electrified, may very well move the masses to a heightened ecstacy. I'll be listening!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 14, 2008
Angel? you said angel? you are more like one of Jasmin Engeles you little rotten schumuck! who you calling a rat? I was only protecting my pal Jim May from you and Bonnies sheninagans, and you should be feel blesses I am at the other side of the water pool because....

Edvard the Elder


Reviewed on November 14, 2008
You know he's gonna get you for that. LOL Well done, Ed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Stacy Mantle
Reviewed on November 14, 2008
Now that I've had the pleasure of meeting all three of you (virtually, of course), I can say with absolutely certainty that none of you can claim to be the 'family angel'. :) Archangels? Perhaps, but then that's always been my preference... LOL!
Fun write!

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on November 14, 2008
Oh here we go, another ED's conflict. Can't wait for their replies. Yes, my Ed you are the angel. Love and hugs, Bonnie


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