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Damn but its freakin’ humid here tonight…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Just 50 miles to our west,

Mother Nature is running a test,

Pouring rain all day long & into night,

But we are just east of it, nary a drop,

Still we could use “some” for the crops…

 

According to the moving radar,

The rain is still just moving directly north,

Not sliding over towards us and the coast,

Still kinda warm over here, making me feel like toast,

Still in all I guess I should of not being wet boast…

 

I hope it stays over there, but,

Per the weather people, who seem to know very little,

Its supposed to be raining right here and now,

I think most weather folks have the intelligence of a cow…;-) MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


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 Reviews of "Damn but its freakin’ humid here tonight…"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 10, 2010
"Got weather?" Patrick

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on October 4, 2010
Ed, up beach it's raining. Of course, the air is still sticky. -gene

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 3, 2010
And the power of the Internet.

Ron

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 3, 2010
Oh my...I certainly hope your doing better dear man..great writing..love the last line cute real cute...Hugss

Reviewed on October 2, 2010
yea there radar might be a little off Ed. It just quit raining like crazy here, it seems you're doing ok, great, take care

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 1, 2010
I do like your "take" on weather people, Ed. I sometimes wonder why they bother with their forecasts. My weather station tells me a lot more accurately what is going on. Thanks, bro. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on October 1, 2010
Humidity sucks. I'm sorry you're experiencing hot and humid weather; hope it cools off soon!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :)

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on October 1, 2010
Ed, Here on the Treasure Coast of Florida, we've had rain for two straight days.... all day! That's unusual, but finally some some this morning.... Maybe it's heading north.... Cross your fingers. Dick

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 1, 2010
Yea I think this global warning has affected their minds lol
fee

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on September 30, 2010
Haha...Cool ending. Sorry about your humidity tho.

Peace,
Dayvid


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