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Allergic to me self...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Kinda crazy being allergic to the self,

Not even do prescription drugs off the shelf,

Help with my sneezing fits that come on often,

Sometimes I can sneeze it seems twice or to the power of ten…

 

I thought it might be my pillow case,

The place where I stick at night my face,

So changed them and still I sneeze,

Maybe I am coming down with a disease…

 

Imagine being to the self allergic,

Of myself I am getting to be sick,

Maybe I was bitten by a tick,

From somewhere this is a pretty devious schtick…


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 Reviews of "Allergic to me self..."
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on November 29, 2010
It's yer socks. Ya gotta change them more than one a week;-) Patrick

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on November 21, 2010
I think my husband might have the same complaint. So sorry. J"nia

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on November 21, 2010
There are those who are allergic to the air we breathe, hope you get past this quickly.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on November 21, 2010
know the feeling,

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 20, 2010
I do love your sense of humor, Ed. Also, I do hope that you feel better very soon... ...like right now. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on November 20, 2010
Ed,

Hilarious! Hope you and yourself feel better.

Mary


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