I pick my nose & bite my nails,

I don’t eat my veggies,

I don’t drink what I’m told,

Figure I’m allowed as I’m getting old…

I forget often to brush my teeth,

I don’t get into Christmas,

My desire is not towards joy,

No matter what I have,

I will to no one bequeath…

I ignore my neighbors & sleep all day,

The hell with Christmas, so I’ve been very naughty,

Santa hasn’t visited me in about 10 years,

No chimney have I got & no roof space to land his sleigh,

Anyway for the most part he can’t come in,

As on that night of nights I usually get my best lay…